Hello everyone, my name is Roaches. I'm one of IWS' longest tenured rogues so you know I bring the DPSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Anyways, I have been feeling a tad bit curious about a great many things as of late.
One of the many things would have to include the mystery man himsef, Delayclose. Delay is just a mysterious guy...he's been in the guild for dang near 2 years now and no one has heard his voice...not one time! He hasn't even posted one dang ole picture of what he looks like. He's just a silent guy and it kind of creeps me out.
Well I've decided to spend some of my time dabbling into the detective arts to try and piece together some things about this mysterious dps warrior. It sure as hell beats that stupid game that is the flavor of the month, what's that thing called? Bejeweled ain't it? Fuck bejeweled! Detectiving, think I just made up a word, is where it's at!
Anyways, you can run delay. But you can't hide. Oh I almost forgot about the new Jersey I made to try and lull him into a sense of friendship. Without further adieu I will unveil to you phase 1 of my strategy. Delay Jerseys!

Oh and in case you're wondering about what the back looks like!

The number 1 stands for delay's number one fan! Hah. I'm so into his inner circle after this one.
Oh yeah next up...I'm gonna find out the color of delay's cat. Stay tuned...the mystery shall soon unravel.
HOT ON HIS TRAIL
-Roaches
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